If a stocking manufacturer came up with stockings whose crotch didn’t migrate down to my knees every five minutes I WOULD BUY 12,000,000 PAIRS. A DAY.
Friday Apr 19 06:12pm
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How fucking deep, Eloise. A+++ for originality.
Wednesday Apr 17 07:19am
There’s a button on the side of the bus that closes the door. It’s pretty obvious, actually.
Monday Apr 15 07:07am
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You know, it looks pretty now, but that’s going to be a bitch to clean up when you’re done. Like, all that fruit and stuff is gonna stick in your plug hole and your bathroom will smell like rotting citrus for two weeks.
Monday Apr 15 07:04am
Software engineer Rob Rhinehart thinks he never has to eat a traditional meal ever again. The 24-year-old from Atlanta, GA has developed a strange beige drink named “Soylent,” in reference to the 1973 science fiction film Soylent Green, which he claims contains all the required nutrients to form a healthy diet. In a recent interview with Vice, Rhinehart revealed he thinks the world would be much better off if his concoction was adopted by the masses, resulting in an overall healthier populace.
I thought this was pretty cool. Until I realised that it already exists, and he’s done a bunch of work for nothing. What do you think we feed people in comas? Or people with severe burns who can’t eat for themselves? We stick a tube down their nose, into their stomach and feed them complete liquid nutrition. This guy just did a whole bunch of work for nothing. He could have just ordered that shit online in five minutes.
Saturday Mar 16 08:21am
IMMA EAT CHO SOUL.
Oh my god I’m crying.
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
Fucking owls man. Best birds ever.
Sunday Feb 10 10:34am
400,000 Balls
In 2007, the Department of Water Protection in Los Angeles detected high levels of bromate, a carcinogen that forms when bromide and chlorine react with sunlight, in Los Angeles’s Ivanhoe Reservoir. Bromide is naturally present in groundwater and chlorine is used to kill bacteria, but sunlight is the final ingredient in the potentially harmful mix. When the Department of Water Protection realized the problem, they began construction of a new underground reservoir in Griffith Park, but while the new facility was being built they had to determine a way to keep the sunlight out of the water.
Amazing.
THIS IS ACTUALLY HORRIFYING IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY OR CUTE IM
ahahahahahah
Holy shit.
